THE BAND
Chris (bass)
Chris was raised by wolves but seems ok now. He recently bought a new bass which is quite exciting but hadn't even noticed what colour it was until a month later. His excuse was that he hadn't seen it in the light.
Cosmos (drums)
Cosmos is a complete drum slut, putting it about like a two-bit whore. He's been in over 100 bands over the (many) years and is currently in about 4.... that he's told us about, anyway. He likes wine.
Downstairs Dan (lead guitar)
From an early age, Dan displayed a natural and prodigious musical talent. There was however no requirement for a spoons player in The Sines so he has, alas, been forced to fall back on his rather suspect guitar playing.
Leon (vocals)
Despite being named after a Spanish car, Leon is actually a person singer. He likes to jump around a bit like an idiot but is pretty punctual. He comes with a year's tax and six month's MOT.
Nina (vocals)
Although she looks old enough to drink heavily in bars, Nina is in fact only about 12. And if you think she looks short in the photos, you're wrong - she's actually much shorter. She makes the world's most boring sandwiches.
Steve (rhythm guitar)
Although Steve is actually a man he has hair a bit like a girl's. His favourite colour is blue and his favourite shape is the parallelogram.
Terry (acoustic guitar, keyboards, vocals)
Terry is one-man idiot. He enjoys a honey-flavoured Locket as much as the next man, but simply can't abide cheese plants. He can't travel.
